Before the internet, I wonder what women waiting to test for pregnancy did.
I know that I spend my time on sites reading about symptoms to look for, when to test, and how long the trip from the fallopian tube to the uterus is so I know when to start looking for spotting. Cause, you know, that could be a sign of implantation.
My husband isn't fully aware of this new obsession. This is what I do at work between projects. Everyone is amazed at the speed I am getting things done. All to have more time obsessing online over my possible pregnancy.
This has started to leak into my real life at home too. And so far I think the husband is getting a kick out of my odd questions.
For example, last night:
Me: Honey, can you come here and check something for me?
A: (while walking into the bedroom) What did you need, babe?
Me: Feel my breasts.
A: Excuse me?
Me: Feel my breasts. Are they feeling fuller or different yet?
A: Why would they feel different?
Me: It's a pregnancy sign....
A: It hasn't even been a week....
Me: Can you please just do this?
A: (after walking over and "examining" my chest)Well, they do feel a little different....
Me: Different how? Fuller? Do they look bloated??
A: .....I don't know how to describe it, hon. Just different...
Me: Maybe I should wait a few more days and ask you to check again!
A: Anything you want, hon....
Have I mentioned what a long 2 weeks this is going to be?
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